What movies have not aged well?
07.06.2025 15:39

A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Diamonds Are Forever
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Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
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Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How did you know you weren't the narc?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.