What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

-mwahh

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]